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"Justice League: Throne of Atlantis" Weak Everything

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      This movie is so weak man. It's not even a good Aquaman adaptation, it's barely a Justice League movie, and they continue to push this unacceptable Superman and Wonder Woman relationship. What do I even write about this movie. It was just extremely underwhelming, and I would not recommend it under any circumstances. It's just a complete waste of your time. I can't believe I'm saying this but I kind of enjoyed the mandatory Batman glaze from this film, which is saying something about how boring the rest of it is. Let's talk about it.     Well first of all despite being titled as a Justice League movie this film could hardly be constituted as such. The Justice League fared significantly better against Darkseid than versus Ocean Master, it was quite pathetic. Not to mention the Justice League hardly even get any screentime together. I understand that there are a lot of characters. Like they made a good point about the league hardly feeling like a league yet, ...
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"The Word for World is Forest" Angry, Heavy-Handed, but Still Good

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      This is by far, the angriest book I have ever seen from Ursula K. Le Guin, and it kind of works. Don't get me wrong, the Vietnam War allegory is very, very thick. Like almost hilariously so. I'm not even an expert on the Vietnam war, but the "very definitely human" shorter species who live exclusively in forests and fight back using guerilla-style warfare is very on the nose. Yet I still liked it? It felt decidedly significantly less sci-fi than other Usrula K. Le Guin novels, and honestly could have simply been in separate continuity and very little would have changed. Let's talk about it.     Let me get this out of the way very quickly. The noble savage trope is very much well and alive with the  Athsheans, there's no other way to cut it. Their people view Terrans as these backwards creatures, who are oddly hairless, and have no strong connection to the Earth. They have this "mystical" way of dreaming that is so foreign to humans that even th...
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"30 Rock Season 1" A Solid First Season That Gets Me Excited

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    I have finally done it. I've found another sitcom to sink my teeth in, and this time I think it might just be good enough for me to really sink my teeth in. Truth be told, the only reason I did not start this show sooner is because the first time I was watching this show, I actually cut off a small chunk of my fingertip, and so I was so mad with myself for the month or so every time I thought about picking up the show again I'd be reminded of my finger slowly growing back. Then, that list of the top 100 shows was released, and people started comparing this TV show to my beloved Community , which in my heart remains one of the greatest peaks television has ever reached, and I just had to see if it was any good. Let's talk about it.          Off the bat, I will say, this TV show definitely feels like one in its first season. It really does not know/struggles to balance between who are the main characters/who is going to be showcased. You start off th...
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"Son of Batman" Largely Unimportant

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    Well, there I am, slowly going through the DC Animated Movie Universe. Honestly, you won't get much from this film, and that's what I expected, which is why it took me a little bit to get to this film. I'm not planning on doing the Tomorrowverse, so I'm really just trying to get to The Death of Superman  and Justice League Dark: Apokolips War . Like I'm not really that excited to watch some of these films. And sadly, I would say I have been quite vindicated on my stance about this film being quite weak. It's not bad, I mean it's a nice change of pace from reading comic books at night all of the time, but I would not call it particularly strong. Let's talk about it.     I think part of the issue with this film is that it's too contained. Part of the appeal of introducing Damian Wayne was that there was this whole other "Bat-family" out there to interact with him. As Batman's "only" real son by blood, it was interesting seei...
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"It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia Season 18" A Relatively Fine Season with Some Bright Spots

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    I do have a weird relationship with It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia , on one hand some of it's earliest seasons are some of the best seasons of television I've ever experienced, especially comedy-wise. But nowadays? It mostly just hovers are the fine-enough stage, and I watch with half-enthusiasm, hoping to get some laughs if I'm lucky. Oddly enough, Season 17 ended off on quite a large cliffhanger. Frank was getting married, so I expected some nice big changes, but nope. They nipped it as quickly as it came, and they wrapped it up in about two episodes, both of which had their moments but were kind of eh. Let's talk about it.     I will say, I thought this season ended much stronger than they began. There were some real standout episodes this season. " The Gang Goes to the Ren Faire" was quite fun. I loved that gag where Dennis forces Charlie to watch him having sex with a random women who hates it, and then Charlie comes out of the shadows and chas...
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"Justice League: War" Surprisingly Good

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      This movie was.... surprisingly good? I remember seeing a tweet not too long ago basically disparaging the New 52. Which is kind of fair. They had some pretty bizarre storylines, and for an era that was supposed to be a reset it just made everything messier. They also made fun of the first justice league cover from that time, which was a story that this movie adapted. I have to say though, I honestly kind of enjoyed this film, significantly more than I thought I would. Like it's not my favourite, but considering it barely clocks in over an hour, it's a good time for a starting point. Let's talk about it.          Don't get me wrong, I don't have complaints about this film, but the list is surprisingly shorter than I thought. First of all, this Cyborg design is ugly. I always preferred Martian Manhunter and was never a big fan of moving Cyborg up to the big leagues since I liked him in the Teen Titans, but if you're going to promote him at le...
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"Earth X" Fairly Underwhelming

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      I must say, when I first read this comic, I expected something quite different. After all, with the Alex Ross art, and the idea of it being dystopian universe, I just expected something much closer to DC;s  Kingdom Come. Sort of like Avengers: Twilight, but I was mistaken. Instead what I found was quite a comprehensive sort of evaluation/look back on the history of the Marvel universe, and some bizarre decisions that made the ending feel quite flat. Let's talk about it.     I will admit I am a bit more of a DC fan than a Marvel fan, but even still I can't help but feel like this comic is missing something. I almost think it's trying too much? Don't get me wrong, I actually like quite a few of the elements in this comic. I appreciate it doing a sort of retrospective on every single hero people have come to know and love. It's not really anything I haven't heard before, but hearing the conversations between X-51 and Uatu as they go through them is quite...
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"Say Anything..." A Cute Enough, Quaint Rom-Com

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      You know now that I think about it, if you told me that the "boombox serenade" as it is so affectionately named on TV Tropes, originated in 1989 and not something much earlier like in the 60's or 70's I would be surprised. Like I had never heard about this film until my sister suggested it tonight, but I had seen so many countless iterations of what has truly become a timeless trope. Surely someone else had to have thought of this before, it's kind of great. And this film is pretty good too. I'm not quite sold on it being this amazing rom-com yet, but perhaps by the end I'll even convince myself. Let's talk about it.     As it is almost the halfway point of October, I must admit this film encapsulates an autumn rom-come atmosphere quite nicely. Perhaps it's because they're leaving their small town for school, or just because it provides quite heavily emits a small-town energy that is just perfect for this film. But listening to Modern Bas...
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"Lanterns Season 1" The Best Superhero TV Show of All Time?

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      Damn. I'm so conflicted. On one hand, this might be the greatest "surf dracula" show of all time. I've never seen a show legitimately put off and resist so much of it's source material for so long, yet work so damn well. Half of it is just the ending too. I don't think it will affect my score that much, but my mind is just abuzz for where this show should go, and where I hope it does. It's just such a delicate push and pull between trying to make something your own while still respecting what it's supposed to be adapting. I can see why this show is divisive. Don't get me wrong, it's great, but if you can't enter this with an open mind about seeing a new iteration of characters, you might want to look away. Let's talk about it.     This might be the best superhero TV show I've ever watched, and that's saying something because they try their damndest to reel in any sort of desire for anything CGI-heavy or too spacey. Everyth...
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"Green Lantern: Earth One" A New Spin that is Too Short for it's Own Good

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      Let me level with you. I mostly decided to read this comic because people keep on sharing the artwork from this series, especially since Lanterns  is about to wrap up its first season and everyone seems to be buzzing with excitement. Even still, I had decently high hopes, people seemed quite adamant this was a good Green Lantern  run even if it was two volumes at best. And I have to say? It's pretty solid. I don't think it particularly reinvents the wheel, but there are some changes to the GL mythos that I think people can appreciate. Let's talk about it.     During Geoff John's famous Green Lantern run much of it was about showing the Guardians of the Galaxy as the villains they were, with the creation of the Manhunters and everything they chose to hide about the universe and their workings. This series does not change that aspect, but it feels more liberating in the sense that it doesn't feel shackled by years of lore and mythos it has to work ...
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