"EARTHGANG - GHETTO GODS" I Was Forced to Listen to This

 


    I have no idea who these guys are and I'm doing this review against my will.

GHETTO GODS - EARTHGANG

THE GLOW - NA/100 I'm not commenting on some intro.

GHETTO GODS - 15/100 It's like if someone told them they put horns in this track it'd make it sound super epic and go hard.

BILLI (feat. Future) - 10/100 I was glad when Future came on because they stopped yelling about Billi's. 

WATERBOYZ (with JID & J. Cole) - 10/100 The less they repeat this chorus the better.

HEY BOO - Skit - NA/100 A welcome reprieve.

AMEN (with Musiq Soulchild) - 20/100 Hearing Musiq Soulchild reminded me that I'm supposed to be listening to music.

ALL EYES ON ME - 15/100 Less offensive than the other tracks.

LIE TO ME - 40/100 The beat is goofy as fuck and horny (not in a good way) but it's not that loud and frankly I don't hate it as much as I thought I would.

JEANS INTERLUDE - Skit - NA/100 Am I glad there's a skit? I won't comment on that.

BLACK PEARLS (feat. Baby Tate) - 10/100 I'm going to be honest I had to search up who Baby Tate is and well frankly I find this song annoying. You know what Baby Tate makes this song better.

NEEZY'S WALK (feat. Lynae Vanee) - NA/100 I didn't even notice this one.

AMERICAN HORROR STORY - 40/100 I didn't hate this song. Almost.

POWER (with CeeLo Green & Nick Cannon) - 20/100 I literally only know Nick Cannon for impregnating people I completely forgot he's supposed to be an actual musician and not just the worlds most irresponsible father. Also why is CeeLo Green on this track?

ZAZA - Skit - NA/100 I want to be out of here.

SMOKE SUM - 25/100 I have nothing left to say.

STRONG FRIENDS - 50/100 You know what I can appreciate the message.

RUN TOO (with Ari Lennox) - 60/100 Ari Lennox is like Atlas holding up the world during this song. Good for her.

Final Score: 26/100

    I'm not going to pretend to say anything about this album.

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