"LaRussell & Mike & Keys - BLACK BOY FLY" There Are Pictures In This Review


    I mean this in the kindest way possible. I've been informed by people whose opinion I trust that this album is hilariously bad. As such, I won't pretend as if I'm excited for this, and will say that if it gets bad enough I will start posting funny photos instead. So without further ado, my track-by-track review.

BLACK BOY FLY - LaRussell & Mike & Keys

Infinty i30 - 50/100 I'm just glad that the songs are all short. What does "Clockin' 9-5, I'm tryna get male diapers 'Member I can only buy whites by the box" even mean. This chorus is pretty funny though I can't lie.

Can't Do Both - 40/100 "Huh, you either hang or cut the rope, but you can't do both" He really thought he was eating with this line. He kind of reminds me of pickme's or like those annoying wellness people. 

Cheat Day -  30/100


Feeling of Pac - 20/100


They 10s But I Keep Em Clean Though - 10/100 


Been There Too - 09/100


Black Boy Fly - 08/100 Album was released in March and no one even wants to type out the lyrics for this track I'm crying.

Keep Yo Head Up - 35/100 This beat made me stop and check what song I was on. It's also six minutes though so we'll see how this goes. Never mind these lyrics made me laugh.

God's Timing - 25/100 This song went by so fast I didn't even have time to give it a rating therefore it gets a 25.

Final Score: 25/100
    

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.






 

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